Everything on this island is larping: the coins, the lambos, the yacht, the private jet, the cash. You drive the scanner cart. Scan everything and see what's real.
A token finishes its curve and drops onto the island.
Top ten share, bundled buys, snipers, same-day wallets.
Dev wallet, LP, mint and freeze authority. Red flags add heat.
Under 88° clean, up to 148° sus, hotter is a larp.